Monday, July 14, 2008

Update in Ages

Nothing to update, just a post to revive the thread.

Also, just a reminder, 7th Grade guys, Pastor Nad's Party is July 22nd, 2008 around 8 or 9 after VBS. Check with Nad on church Sundays/Wednesdays for the latest update on this!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

1776

It was annouced today that King Mada I, GB, Mas, GB"s friend, Austin and Andrew were to form an alternitive/rock band, 1776.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Musical Talent Needed

King Mada I issued, today, a decree saying that he wish to put together a rock band. He has already written 3 songs: Song X, Too Far, and The Exile.

If anyone in our Most Royale Class of the Serene and Sacred Kingdom of Visum Silva and the JHPC Colony of Nar can play an electric guitar, bass guitar, drums, or piano, please comment.

To those who play the tuba (Belac the Barbarian), I am sorry.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Small

PC&J #1 is very small on the website, so we will bring it to church Sunday.

JHPC President Mas meet King Mada I at the Royal Palace

Today it was reported that JHPC President Mas of Nar visited the Sacred and Most Special Serene Kingdom of Visum Silva at the original 10 acres of land the kingdom held first. King Mada and Mas thought of a new comic to be released in Vism Silva called, "Pink Crap and Jack", a comic about 2 naked mole rats who talk about politics *cough cough cough*makesfunofBushandotherpeoplelikeBillClintonandHilaryClintonandJohnMcCain*cough cough cough*. Anyway, the first issue of Pink Crap and Jack, made on May 9, 2008.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

YouTube Honor Award to King Mada I

Today on May 8th, 2008, it was reported that I, King Mada I, discovered on my YouTube Video, Naruto 399 Spoilers (Confirmed), (yes, I'm a Naruto freak. I don't stinking care!!!!), that I had won an honor for #68 Most Viewed Today in Italy!

w00t!!!! GO ITALIANS!!!!!!!

Anyway, here's a link to *my* famed video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEi1OwZVZVA

Nothing special, yes, but give me a break!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Charlie the Unicorn 2: Charlie Chicks Spanish Translation

For all you English speakers out there, here is the litteral translation of the Charlie Chicks Spanish Z scene:

The man with the hat sent us!

He told us many amazing stories!

Tonight we dine on turtles!

So good, they will be!

I am happy!

CU2

That's right! While searching YouTube, I, King Mada I, came across the newly released, 2-week-old Charlie the Unicorn 2! I have decided to post it right below the original Charlie the Unicorn! Just wait for Charlie the Unicorn 3!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Prequel of Darth Nater II: Rebirth

Darth Nater's Revenge

Darth Nater: I hate those Circile Bunnies.
Leoplurodon: Roar.
DN: We need to attack again!
Leo: Roar!
Dn: Seriously, let's attack!
Leo: Roar.
Dn: Stop Roaring!!!
Leo: Roar.
Dn: SHUT UP!!!!!
Leo: roar........
Dn: Talk!
Leo: I was talking in code.
Dn: What the garbage does 'roar' mean?
Leo: It means "let's talk in code".
Dn: Well then tell me that we are talking in code.
Leo: Roar.
Dn: Stop roaring!- and, oh wait...ROAR!
Leo: There ya go!
Dn: Roar!
Leo Roar!

Circle Bunny Chief: I feel a disturbance in the Candyland peace...
Anakin Circle Bunny: I just farted.
CBC: Concentrate, my apprentice...
ACB: I can feel it!...oh, wait, I just farted again...
Circle Bunny w/ Big Axe: Fart again, and I will kill you. I have a big Axe!
ACB: But that'd be what I meanie would do...
CBW/A: Hello, I have an Axe!
ACB: You're a fluffly bunny!
CBW/A: ...And you're gonna be a bloody one!
CBC: Stop arguing! Join forces...(does thing with hand like an "OK" sign)...Hmmmmmmmmmm
ALL: Hmmmmmmmmmm...

ALL: Hmmmm...Mhph! Hmph!
Dn: Haha: I've got you now! Now Candyland will never be happy!
CBW/A: (Jumps into scene) Have you forgotten that I have MAD nunchuck skills!?
Leo: Roar!
ALL: (Fights. When it looks over, Leo and Dn lay dead, and Circle Bunnies put foot on stomach triumphantly!)
Dn: I am Darth Nater!
Leo: I am...uh...ROAR!
Dn: You are a stupid Leoplurodon...
Leo: Oh...
Charlie Chicks: The Leoplurodon has spoken! He has showed us the waaaaay!
Charlie the Unicorn: No way he showed us the way to the Licoriceville!
Batman: I am Batman: See the CLAWS?!?!?!?
Narrator: To be continued....

Original script by: GGHMB
Lightly tweaked by: King Mada I

Darth Nater

Darth Nater II: Darth Nater's Rebirth

Scene 1

Darth Nater: Now that the Circle Bunnies have left, we can stop faking; good acting, Leo!

(Notices he really is dead)

Darth Nater: Oh… Garbage! I need a new sidekick!

Belac: Maybe I could be of assistance!

Darth Nater: Who are you?

Belac: I am Belac the Barbarian, the 4th King of Kanto, Conquer of Oz, Destroyer of Narnia, Ruler of the 100 Acre Wood, and the Mew Master of Pokemon!

Darth Nater: …Okay…can you fight?

Belac: Yes!

Darth Nater: Excellent…!

Scene 2

Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my subjects. I have kept this my secret for many years, but now I am going to reveal my true name…

Anakin: Now I really feel a…no, I just farted.

Bunny w/Axe: Shut up!

Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, quiet. This ritual must be preformed with much care, or the Overlord Circle Bunny will destroy us. Now, we must first follow the passage in Circle Bunny the First’s Journal. Now, we must dance in circles.

(Everyone dances in circles)

Circle Bunny Chief: Now we must sit down in a circle!

(Everyone sits)

Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my name is Orbis Hunnam…

(NOTE: Orbis Hunnam is a play-on-words (sort of). In Latin, Orbis Hunnam means “Circle Bunny”)

All (excluding Orbis): Wow…

Scene 3

Batman is setting flowers at a grave.

Batman: Rest in Piece, Charlie and Chicks…it is sad to see kidney failure take one and stupidity take 2…

Superman: I don’t know why I’m here…

Batman: See my claws? We should fight evil!

Superman: Sure…my next movie tryout isn’t for another hour.

Scene 4

Pain: …

Leoplurodon’s Son: Let’s go avenge my father’s death…

Pain: …

Darth Nater: So you wish to avenge your father’s death, eh?

Leoplurodon II: Of course…

Pain: …

Belac: Who’s that guy with the piercings, the weird eyes, and with the black cloak with red clouds on it?

Leoplurodon II: That’s Pain-sama…he only talks when it suits him…

(NOTE: -Sama in Japanese is a respectful add-on to someone’s name. Pain is from Japan’s Naruto series).

Pain: …Let’s go…

(Pain walks off the rest follow)

Scene 5

Spiderman (to Superman): Mind if I join you?

Superman: Sure.

Scene 6

(Superman, Spiderman, and Batman meet with the circle bunnies and Pain, Leoplurodon II, Darth Nater, and Belac meet. Both parties meet. The leaders from both sides (Pain and Orbis) meet each other.)

Pain: …

Orbis (Chief Circle Bunny): What are your terms of surrender?

Pain: Sacrifice the killer of Leoplurodon I and we shall leave. If you don’t meet our demands, we will massacre the Circle Bunny Clan of the Candyland.

Orbis: Never…

Pain (smiling for the first time): Then… attack!!!!!

(At that everyone starts fighting. Soon, only Pain & Nater and Orbis are standing.)

Pain: Who killed Leoplurodon?
Orbis: It was I.

Pain: …Well then…Nater, now!

(Darth Nater kills Orbis. Secretly, the Circle Bunnies took pills to let them live and only pass out if killed.)

Darth Nater: Now that is out of that way…

(Pain nods then leaves, mysteriously)
EL FIN!!!

Okay, tha was written by me. Any ideas? Script tweaks? Just comment.

I will get GGHMB (googly guitar hero master bear's) up after school!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Kill Googly Bear "GB" Law denied; JHCP President Mas to Have Trial on Sunday

After a notice from JHCP's president, Mas, claiming he wanted Googly Bear (GB) killed for no reason. He will be held trial on Sunday, April 13th, 2008, Judge Nad presideing*. That is all.








*=May be subject to change.

Possible War?

It has come to the attention of I, King Mada I, of Visum Silva that my cousin, Queen Ylrac (YUL-rac) of Yomania (recognized as "Nagging Paridise") has been giving the king hard times. Her capital, her nice fort, has many provisions and electricity. If the war is voted "YES" by the JHPC, I will take my private army and seige the fort. It would be called, "The Kin's War" or "The First War in Visum Silva History".

JHPC Founded; Mas Takes over As President

The Junior High Protection Company has just been announced as the newset addition to are kingdom. The laws shall be made by them (but must first be approved by the king).

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Kingdom of Visum Silva Open to Public! Only Jr. Highers I know may Apply for Government Position!

Yeah. People can join, but the rules are: No profanity and no adult content.

Other than that have fun!

National...

The nation flag and seal were designed and posted today. Now for the cool stuff:
National Drink: Dr. Pepper
National Sport: TBVO (to be voted on)
National Animal: TBVO
National Bird: TBVO
National Currency: TBDBK (to be designed by the king)
National Flower: TBVO
National Anthem: TBW (to be written)
National Tree: TBVO

Let me know if anything is out of order!

Welcome to the Wonderful Micronation: the Kingdom of Visum Silva!

Hello all Jr. High people! Welcome to Visum Silva, the micronation for kids (and Pastor Dan). This site was founded because I, King Mada I, (you should all know who I am; PS: when posting, spell your names backwards, like in church, and don't post other's last names or addresses or pictures of others for obvious reasons), wanted to found a Micronation, a nation declared independent but not EVER recognized! YAYS^^! We do have very little mainland territory, but many colonized lands! Our mainland is my house and land (parent's house and land), which is 10 acres. Our capital is Fort Oak, the treehouse in my backyard. Our colonies, though, are numerous. We control the north half of Jupiter, Charon (Pluto's moon), part of the eastern coast of Antarctica, and some random island in the Pacific, Qwerty Uiop County!

Now for the important crud: Government Leaders! Okay we have a King (me), but we need the folowing: Governor of Jupiter, Governor of Charon, Governor of Visum Silvan Antarctica, Chancellor of Qwerty Uiop County, Minister of Defence, Minister of Church Sermons, Prime Minister of Visum Silva, and Mayor of Fort Oak. If there are any of you Jr. Highers who doesn't have a position in the government, I will assign one to you if you want one.

Now for the Visum Silva Constitution:
We, the Class of Pastor Nad (figure out who it is; it's not hard), declare ourselves independent of the USA, but are still submitted to their laws and taxes. We are not forming a plot against that nation, we just want to have fun. Anywho, we will control the claimed territories (but are willing to surrender them) until we get bored. We declare ourselves as an alliance and see ourselves as a new kindom for the LORD God Almighty.
We will follow the laws of commonsense and our own laws. I, King Mada the First, sayeth that we will follow the laws of God, of the USA, of the church, the laws of fun, and the laws of pie!
That's about it!

Well, have fun! More sections/updates to be added soon!