Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Prequel of Darth Nater II: Rebirth

Darth Nater's Revenge

Darth Nater: I hate those Circile Bunnies.
Leoplurodon: Roar.
DN: We need to attack again!
Leo: Roar!
Dn: Seriously, let's attack!
Leo: Roar.
Dn: Stop Roaring!!!
Leo: Roar.
Dn: SHUT UP!!!!!
Leo: roar........
Dn: Talk!
Leo: I was talking in code.
Dn: What the garbage does 'roar' mean?
Leo: It means "let's talk in code".
Dn: Well then tell me that we are talking in code.
Leo: Roar.
Dn: Stop roaring!- and, oh wait...ROAR!
Leo: There ya go!
Dn: Roar!
Leo Roar!

Circle Bunny Chief: I feel a disturbance in the Candyland peace...
Anakin Circle Bunny: I just farted.
CBC: Concentrate, my apprentice...
ACB: I can feel it!...oh, wait, I just farted again...
Circle Bunny w/ Big Axe: Fart again, and I will kill you. I have a big Axe!
ACB: But that'd be what I meanie would do...
CBW/A: Hello, I have an Axe!
ACB: You're a fluffly bunny!
CBW/A: ...And you're gonna be a bloody one!
CBC: Stop arguing! Join forces...(does thing with hand like an "OK" sign)...Hmmmmmmmmmm
ALL: Hmmmmmmmmmm...

ALL: Hmmmm...Mhph! Hmph!
Dn: Haha: I've got you now! Now Candyland will never be happy!
CBW/A: (Jumps into scene) Have you forgotten that I have MAD nunchuck skills!?
Leo: Roar!
ALL: (Fights. When it looks over, Leo and Dn lay dead, and Circle Bunnies put foot on stomach triumphantly!)
Dn: I am Darth Nater!
Leo: I am...uh...ROAR!
Dn: You are a stupid Leoplurodon...
Leo: Oh...
Charlie Chicks: The Leoplurodon has spoken! He has showed us the waaaaay!
Charlie the Unicorn: No way he showed us the way to the Licoriceville!
Batman: I am Batman: See the CLAWS?!?!?!?
Narrator: To be continued....

Original script by: GGHMB
Lightly tweaked by: King Mada I

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the charlie chick's where stupid.this is by nalyd.