Darth Nater

Darth Nater II: Darth Nater's Rebirth

Scene 1

Darth Nater: Now that the Circle Bunnies have left, we can stop faking; good acting, Leo!

(Notices he really is dead)

Darth Nater: Oh… Garbage! I need a new sidekick!

Belac: Maybe I could be of assistance!

Darth Nater: Who are you?

Belac: I am Belac the Barbarian, the 4th King of Kanto, Conquer of Oz, Destroyer of Narnia, Ruler of the 100 Acre Wood, and the Mew Master of Pokemon!

Darth Nater: …Okay…can you fight?

Belac: Yes!

Darth Nater: Excellent…!

Scene 2

Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my subjects. I have kept this my secret for many years, but now I am going to reveal my true name…

Anakin: Now I really feel a…no, I just farted.

Bunny w/Axe: Shut up!

Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, quiet. This ritual must be preformed with much care, or the Overlord Circle Bunny will destroy us. Now, we must first follow the passage in Circle Bunny the First’s Journal. Now, we must dance in circles.

(Everyone dances in circles)

Circle Bunny Chief: Now we must sit down in a circle!

(Everyone sits)

Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my name is Orbis Hunnam…

(NOTE: Orbis Hunnam is a play-on-words (sort of). In Latin, Orbis Hunnam means “Circle Bunny”)

All (excluding Orbis): Wow…

Scene 3

Batman is setting flowers at a grave.

Batman: Rest in Piece, Charlie and Chicks…it is sad to see kidney failure take one and stupidity take 2…

Superman: I don’t know why I’m here…

Batman: See my claws? We should fight evil!

Superman: Sure…my next movie tryout isn’t for another hour.

Scene 4

Pain: …

Leoplurodon’s Son: Let’s go avenge my father’s death…

Pain: …

Darth Nater: So you wish to avenge your father’s death, eh?

Leoplurodon II: Of course…

Pain: …

Belac: Who’s that guy with the piercings, the weird eyes, and with the black cloak with red clouds on it?

Leoplurodon II: That’s Pain-sama…he only talks when it suits him…

(NOTE: -Sama in Japanese is a respectful add-on to someone’s name. Pain is from Japan’s Naruto series).

Pain: …Let’s go…

(Pain walks off the rest follow)

Scene 5

Spiderman (to Superman): Mind if I join you?

Superman: Sure.

Scene 6

(Superman, Spiderman, and Batman meet with the circle bunnies and Pain, Leoplurodon II, Darth Nater, and Belac meet. Both parties meet. The leaders from both sides (Pain and Orbis) meet each other.)

Pain: …

Orbis (Chief Circle Bunny): What are your terms of surrender?

Pain: Sacrifice the killer of Leoplurodon I and we shall leave. If you don’t meet our demands, we will massacre the Circle Bunny Clan of the Candyland.

Orbis: Never…

Pain (smiling for the first time): Then… attack!!!!!

(At that everyone starts fighting. Soon, only Pain & Nater and Orbis are standing.)

Pain: Who killed Leoplurodon?
Orbis: It was I.

Pain: …Well then…Nater, now!

(Darth Nater kills Orbis. Secretly, the Circle Bunnies took pills to let them live and only pass out if killed.)

Darth Nater: Now that is out of that way…

(Pain nods then leaves, mysteriously)
EL FIN!!!

Okay, tha was written by me. Any ideas? Script tweaks? Just comment.

I will get GGHMB (googly guitar hero master bear's) up after school!