Darth Nater's Revenge
Darth Nater: I hate those Circile Bunnies.
Leoplurodon: Roar.
DN: We need to attack again!
Leo: Roar!
Dn: Seriously, let's attack!
Leo: Roar.
Dn: Stop Roaring!!!
Leo: Roar.
Dn: SHUT UP!!!!!
Leo: roar........
Dn: Talk!
Leo: I was talking in code.
Dn: What the garbage does 'roar' mean?
Leo: It means "let's talk in code".
Dn: Well then tell me that we are talking in code.
Leo: Roar.
Dn: Stop roaring!- and, oh wait...ROAR!
Leo: There ya go!
Dn: Roar!
Leo Roar!
Circle Bunny Chief: I feel a disturbance in the Candyland peace...
Anakin Circle Bunny: I just farted.
CBC: Concentrate, my apprentice...
ACB: I can feel it!...oh, wait, I just farted again...
Circle Bunny w/ Big Axe: Fart again, and I will kill you. I have a big Axe!
ACB: But that'd be what I meanie would do...
CBW/A: Hello, I have an Axe!
ACB: You're a fluffly bunny!
CBW/A: ...And you're gonna be a bloody one!
CBC: Stop arguing! Join forces...(does thing with hand like an "OK" sign)...Hmmmmmmmmmm
ALL: Hmmmmmmmmmm...
ALL: Hmmmm...Mhph! Hmph!
Dn: Haha: I've got you now! Now Candyland will never be happy!
CBW/A: (Jumps into scene) Have you forgotten that I have MAD nunchuck skills!?
Leo: Roar!
ALL: (Fights. When it looks over, Leo and Dn lay dead, and Circle Bunnies put foot on stomach triumphantly!)
Dn: I am Darth Nater!
Leo: I am...uh...ROAR!
Dn: You are a stupid Leoplurodon...
Leo: Oh...
Charlie Chicks: The Leoplurodon has spoken! He has showed us the waaaaay!
Charlie the Unicorn: No way he showed us the way to the Licoriceville!
Batman: I am Batman: See the CLAWS?!?!?!?
Narrator: To be continued....
Original script by: GGHMB
Lightly tweaked by: King Mada I
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Darth Nater
Darth Nater II: Darth Nater's Rebirth
Scene 1
Darth Nater: Now that the Circle Bunnies have left, we can stop faking; good acting, Leo!
(Notices he really is dead)
Darth Nater: Oh… Garbage! I need a new sidekick!
Belac: Maybe I could be of assistance!
Darth Nater: Who are you?
Belac: I am Belac the Barbarian, the 4th King of Kanto, Conquer of Oz, Destroyer of Narnia, Ruler of the 100 Acre Wood, and the Mew Master of Pokemon!
Darth Nater: …Okay…can you fight?
Belac: Yes!
Darth Nater: Excellent…!
Scene 2
Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my subjects. I have kept this my secret for many years, but now I am going to reveal my true name…
Anakin: Now I really feel a…no, I just farted.
Bunny w/Axe: Shut up!
Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, quiet. This ritual must be preformed with much care, or the Overlord Circle Bunny will destroy us. Now, we must first follow the passage in Circle Bunny the First’s Journal. Now, we must dance in circles.
(Everyone dances in circles)
Circle Bunny Chief: Now we must sit down in a circle!
(Everyone sits)
Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my name is Orbis Hunnam…
(NOTE: Orbis Hunnam is a play-on-words (sort of). In Latin, Orbis Hunnam means “Circle Bunny”)
All (excluding Orbis): Wow…
Scene 3
Batman is setting flowers at a grave.
Batman: Rest in Piece, Charlie and Chicks…it is sad to see kidney failure take one and stupidity take 2…
Superman: I don’t know why I’m here…
Batman: See my claws? We should fight evil!
Superman: Sure…my next movie tryout isn’t for another hour.
Scene 4
Pain: …
Leoplurodon’s Son: Let’s go avenge my father’s death…
Pain: …
Darth Nater: So you wish to avenge your father’s death, eh?
Leoplurodon II: Of course…
Pain: …
Belac: Who’s that guy with the piercings, the weird eyes, and with the black cloak with red clouds on it?
Leoplurodon II: That’s Pain-sama…he only talks when it suits him…
(NOTE: -Sama in Japanese is a respectful add-on to someone’s name. Pain is from Japan’s Naruto series).
Pain: …Let’s go…
(Pain walks off the rest follow)
Scene 5
Spiderman (to Superman): Mind if I join you?
Superman: Sure.
Scene 6
(Superman, Spiderman, and Batman meet with the circle bunnies and Pain, Leoplurodon II, Darth Nater, and Belac meet. Both parties meet. The leaders from both sides (Pain and Orbis) meet each other.)
Pain: …
Orbis (Chief Circle Bunny): What are your terms of surrender?
Pain: Sacrifice the killer of Leoplurodon I and we shall leave. If you don’t meet our demands, we will massacre the Circle Bunny Clan of the Candyland.
Orbis: Never…
Pain (smiling for the first time): Then… attack!!!!!
(At that everyone starts fighting. Soon, only Pain & Nater and Orbis are standing.)
Pain: Who killed Leoplurodon?
Orbis: It was I.
Pain: …Well then…Nater, now!
(Darth Nater kills Orbis. Secretly, the Circle Bunnies took pills to let them live and only pass out if killed.)
Darth Nater: Now that is out of that way…
(Pain nods then leaves, mysteriously)
EL FIN!!!
Okay, tha was written by me. Any ideas? Script tweaks? Just comment.
I will get GGHMB (googly guitar hero master bear's) up after school!
Scene 1
Darth Nater: Now that the Circle Bunnies have left, we can stop faking; good acting, Leo!
(Notices he really is dead)
Darth Nater: Oh… Garbage! I need a new sidekick!
Belac: Maybe I could be of assistance!
Darth Nater: Who are you?
Belac: I am Belac the Barbarian, the 4th King of Kanto, Conquer of Oz, Destroyer of Narnia, Ruler of the 100 Acre Wood, and the Mew Master of Pokemon!
Darth Nater: …Okay…can you fight?
Belac: Yes!
Darth Nater: Excellent…!
Scene 2
Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my subjects. I have kept this my secret for many years, but now I am going to reveal my true name…
Anakin: Now I really feel a…no, I just farted.
Bunny w/Axe: Shut up!
Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, quiet. This ritual must be preformed with much care, or the Overlord Circle Bunny will destroy us. Now, we must first follow the passage in Circle Bunny the First’s Journal. Now, we must dance in circles.
(Everyone dances in circles)
Circle Bunny Chief: Now we must sit down in a circle!
(Everyone sits)
Circle Bunny Chief: Okay, my name is Orbis Hunnam…
(NOTE: Orbis Hunnam is a play-on-words (sort of). In Latin, Orbis Hunnam means “Circle Bunny”)
All (excluding Orbis): Wow…
Scene 3
Batman is setting flowers at a grave.
Batman: Rest in Piece, Charlie and Chicks…it is sad to see kidney failure take one and stupidity take 2…
Superman: I don’t know why I’m here…
Batman: See my claws? We should fight evil!
Superman: Sure…my next movie tryout isn’t for another hour.
Scene 4
Pain: …
Leoplurodon’s Son: Let’s go avenge my father’s death…
Pain: …
Darth Nater: So you wish to avenge your father’s death, eh?
Leoplurodon II: Of course…
Pain: …
Belac: Who’s that guy with the piercings, the weird eyes, and with the black cloak with red clouds on it?
Leoplurodon II: That’s Pain-sama…he only talks when it suits him…
(NOTE: -Sama in Japanese is a respectful add-on to someone’s name. Pain is from Japan’s Naruto series).
Pain: …Let’s go…
(Pain walks off the rest follow)
Scene 5
Spiderman (to Superman): Mind if I join you?
Superman: Sure.
Scene 6
(Superman, Spiderman, and Batman meet with the circle bunnies and Pain, Leoplurodon II, Darth Nater, and Belac meet. Both parties meet. The leaders from both sides (Pain and Orbis) meet each other.)
Pain: …
Orbis (Chief Circle Bunny): What are your terms of surrender?
Pain: Sacrifice the killer of Leoplurodon I and we shall leave. If you don’t meet our demands, we will massacre the Circle Bunny Clan of the Candyland.
Orbis: Never…
Pain (smiling for the first time): Then… attack!!!!!
(At that everyone starts fighting. Soon, only Pain & Nater and Orbis are standing.)
Pain: Who killed Leoplurodon?
Orbis: It was I.
Pain: …Well then…Nater, now!
(Darth Nater kills Orbis. Secretly, the Circle Bunnies took pills to let them live and only pass out if killed.)
Darth Nater: Now that is out of that way…
(Pain nods then leaves, mysteriously)
EL FIN!!!
Okay, tha was written by me. Any ideas? Script tweaks? Just comment.
I will get GGHMB (googly guitar hero master bear's) up after school!
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Kill Googly Bear "GB" Law denied; JHCP President Mas to Have Trial on Sunday
After a notice from JHCP's president, Mas, claiming he wanted Googly Bear (GB) killed for no reason. He will be held trial on Sunday, April 13th, 2008, Judge Nad presideing*. That is all.
*=May be subject to change.
*=May be subject to change.
Possible War?
It has come to the attention of I, King Mada I, of Visum Silva that my cousin, Queen Ylrac (YUL-rac) of Yomania (recognized as "Nagging Paridise") has been giving the king hard times. Her capital, her nice fort, has many provisions and electricity. If the war is voted "YES" by the JHPC, I will take my private army and seige the fort. It would be called, "The Kin's War" or "The First War in Visum Silva History".
JHPC Founded; Mas Takes over As President
The Junior High Protection Company has just been announced as the newset addition to are kingdom. The laws shall be made by them (but must first be approved by the king).
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